For the high tech disaffected who still have cash, there's new stuff to buy to finance my daughter's college education. And you can never have too many microfiber ballcaps.

The fifth and sixth seals have been revealed: Blue Pepsi and Vanilla Coke. Both companies jockeyed for news coverage positioning today, with Coca-Cola shilling mercilessly on the Today show.

Personally, vanilla Coke makes more sense than blue, berry-flavored Pepsi. But as I live up the hill from a Pepsi bottling plant, I guess I should watch what I say. (I just glanced out my window and another Pepsi truck drove by.)

(Is there any truth that Pepsi sent a case of Mountain Dew Code Red to the hackers that called their IIS worm the same thing?)