You can tell you’re a parent to a three year old girl when…

…you realize that Sully in “Monsters Inc.” is a riff on Beast in “Beauty and the Beast”, including a certain hand gesture when both say “now” to their female companions.

…if someone were to stage a production of “Beauty and the Beast” next week, you would be ready, since you could recite all the lines in your sleep.

…you know all the words to every “Veggie Tales” song.

…the last book you read cover to cover was “Madeline Goes to London.”

…you know every last mark on the back of the toddler swing at the neighborhood playground.