The Dow dives lower
First time below nine thousand
since October last.

Three straight days' freefall
They call this a recov'ry?
Greenspan's smoking dope.

The Senate passes bill
that hammers bad suits harder
than George can stomach

The GOP says:
“Make unions show their books, too”
Dems nix amendment.

Vice President Dick
and Haliburton cronies
sued for faking books

Cheney laughs it off;
says suit is void of merit.
Judicial Watch thinks not.

Congress votes to arm
airline pilots with handguns;
Not the friendly skies.

Bin Laden's still kicking
says a web site recording
“We are coming back.”

Inglewood police
sued for video'd beating
Bad cop, no donut.