I got the following teaser about a product announcement today from an eager PR professional. And hell if I know what the product is. See if you can guess what it does:

We are announcing a new technology platform called [product name].
This will provide customers with unprecedented flexibility in adapting
[company name] solutions to both their initial requirements and to adapt to
changes that are occurring at an ever-faster pace in the marketplace. This
enables faster implementations, easier adaptation to changing business
requirements and a lower total cost of ownership. The new platform combines
existing leading edge technology with new capabilities.