Vibrating Nokia self-pleasure – yours for £1.50. Something for the weekend, Madam? [The Register]

This brings the iBrator to mind…

Here's a complex parsing problem for all you neocons out there…Shiite Protesters Storm Iraqi Embassy in Iran. Dozens of Shi'ite protesters stormed the Iraqi embassy in Tehran today, tearing down pictures of Saddam Hussein and chanting “Death to America.'' By Reuters. [New York Times: NYT HomePage]