eWeek came out in dead tree form in its new redesign this week, recast as a newsweekly magazine instead of a tabloid. Except…it just looks like they shrank the magazine. It's the “Honey, I Shrank The Tabloid!” syndrome; they didn't even really redesign the cover at all. Sure, Spencer Katt now gets a full page to himself…

It's hideous. Sorry, guys. Sure you don't want to try again?