Pentagon wants new spying powers in US: “The US military says it won’t spy on ‘innocent’ Americans, but critics say its past record shows this is false (Terrorism and Security Update).”

(Via Christian Science Monitor | Top Stories.)

(knock knock)

“Who is it?”
“Donald”
“Donald? Donald who?”
“Donald Rumsfeld saw your dossier and has a plane waiting to take you to Gitmo!”