The RIAA
took its ball and it went home;
web rad'yo won't play.

Jack Grubman, an'lyst
and telecom cheerleader
may have misled some.

He and his bosses
at Salomon Smith Barney
face charges, then some.

Poor, poor Jack Grubman
The U.S. Attorney thinks
Jack's career is done.

The lesson (for some):
Never rate stocks as “strong buy”
so bonuses come.