It's day 2 of the hostage crisis here at Casa De Chaos; school's
been called off again today, and yesterday's snowflakes have been
replaced by a fine mist that freezes on contact thanks to a bit of
temperature inversion. So the kids are trapped inside today, and
it looks like there will be snow on top of this tonight and tomorrow
morning; new meaning is being provided for the phrase, “when Hell
freezes over.”