Comcast experienced a network-wide crash in the Baltimore area at noon
today. Not only that, but Comcast's phone response systems are
totally hosed as well–dialing in through their 800 number takes you
to pay-by-phone no matter what you do. A human being reached via a
local number said that the company was hoping to restore broadband
service by 3:00 today.

E-vandalism? E-warfare by Disney? Who knows?