Out in Howard County, there’s a pick-your-own agri-tainment facility known as Larriland Farms. And (aside from the other forms of agricultural amusements and Haloween child-traps) it is the home of the most ornery, confrontational domesticated llama I have ever met.
Sean M. Gallagher 
I got to meet him two weekends ago. He was quite a character and put on a hell of a show for us. Say, did he throw himself on the ground and roll around on his back for like an hour while you were there? Very pretty picture.