Dear Sean,

I read your article on Goat Attack, and thought you might be interested in covering our new startup, Mail the Finger. 

Mail the Finger sends out awesome foamboard middle fingers specially crafted from the highest quality foamboard for all your middle finger delivering needs. Basically, we’re a Fingers as a Service (FaaS) business, and we take ourselves a little too seriously for a business that shouldn’t. 

Do check out our newly launched website – www.mailthefinger.com – and our Instagram profile – https://instagram.com/mailthefinger/

Do let me know if you’re interested in covering us and I’ll send you our digital press kit. 

Thanks!

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Best Regards,

Shane

Mail the Finger.